pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly
im telling pizza
i’m a little offended
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong
Your teacher sucks.
tell her/him to suck a cock! I’ll even marry one.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
i like it deep
I like how Mother Gothel finds a bar with sounds of men singing echoing from it and she’s all like
yep rapunzel is definitely here
yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost
pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs
skip a few decades. george weasley dies.
fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)