well... fuck

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

10 minutes agodoctorwholiaonadogtrekinperth 115,881 notes
Reblog if you would date a trans person

slytherin-swag:

I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong

11 minutes agowickedcondesceofthewestslytherin-swag 15,861 notes
grandhighblood:

kananniemammary:

i laughed unreasonably hard

oh my good god its back

grandhighblood:

kananniemammary:

i laughed unreasonably hard

oh my good god its back

14 minutes agodavekatingkananniemammary 4,980 notes

polarisopposites:

Oh.

21 minutes agocaptivating-timelordtheoncomingchibi 21,324 notes

castiel-fallsnomore:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.

22 minutes agohighbloodstriderriderdutchster 379,003 notes
theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.

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32 minutes agotuffle-puffmemewhore 95,524 notes

vinebox:

YEET!

55 minutes agotuffle-puffvinebox 26,943 notes
ERIDAN’S LABORATORY!!!!!!!!!!1111

cryptictheorist413:

digitallyimpaired:

everythingstuck:

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FEFERI GET OUTTA MY LAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMETIMES I TAKE A LOOK INTO THE PAST

this is too perfect…

57 minutes agocaptivating-timelordeverythingstuck 19,178 notes#homestuck
not cool john

portentouscatastrophe:

dannyfenton:

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remember when

OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

58 minutes agocaptivating-timelord 25,820 notes#HOMESTUCK
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Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom 

2 hours agowickedcondesceofthewestmahuika 333 notes#listen
incase you missed this in my drunken stooper

necrophiliaczooplankton:

bromoyed:

Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.

This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.

RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.

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and many more

I love you for doing this dad egbert was the only facebook profile that needed to exist

adios dad you will be missed

2 hours agohighbloodstriderriderbromoyed 7,024 notes#homestuck #this makes me happy

rob-anybody:

musicofthestage:

thenimbus:

mermanryansfinds:

Shark Mermaid by *sharpie91

This is so adorable

I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.

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2 hours agobelly-bitsmermanryansfinds 152,830 notes#this makes me happy #art

boys-are-gay:

The show that broke all stereotypes:

Suite Life of Zach and Cody

  • Asian girl was stupid
  • Blonde girl was smart
  • Black guy had a formal job
  • White guy was a goofy plumber
  • Fat kid gets the girls

point made

It’s Zack you uncultured swine

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NO SPELLING CORRECTIONS IN MY LOBBY

2 hours agodont-mess-with-an-ariesov3rwhelmd 313,584 notes

teganfeatsara:

1. The End of Evangelion: 1997

2. Adventure Time: 2014

3 hours agosqueakadeeksteganfeatsara 11,784 notes

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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3 hours agoillegaltendanciesjaclcfrost 403,845 notes
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